What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.
“Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not till nine A.M.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
���I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT���
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU
Aik aurat apne dost se: Tum abhi bhi zinda ho?
Dost: Haan…kyun kia mujhe kuch huwa tha?
Aurat: Kal hi to tumahri Ammi keh rahi theen, “Mujhe zara qeinchi dein mujhe apni beiti ka gala kaatna hai.”
Dr. mareez se: Tumari dono tangei kaatni parreingi
Mareez afsos karte huwei: Laikin abhi abhi to naee chappal kharid kar laya tha
Baap: Beita tum kyun ro rahei ho?
Beita: Aik rupiya dein to pataoon ga.
Baap dei kar: Ab patao kyun ro rahei thei?
Beita: Isi ke liye.
Dost dost se: Mujhe dakoo-on nei loot liya hai…garri samait…
Doosra dost: Laikin tumarei paas revolver to tha…
Dost: Shukr hai uss par unki nazar nahi parri!
A baldy teacher wearing Cap asked:
Boys can any one tell which is undeveloped
A Boy said, Sir, the area below your cap.