Bark!

Ustad: What do you call the trunk of a tree, Sana?

Sana: I don’t know sir.

Ustad: Bark, Sana, bark!

Sana: Woof, woof!

Hahahahaha…

 

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Crazy

A man was standing on the roof of a building when one of the employees shouted, “Hey, Akhtar!” “Your son just jumped off the roof!”

So this guy jumped off too.

When he reached the first level he thought, “Hey, my name isn’t Akhtar….”

At the second level he remembered, “I’m don’t have a son…”

And at the final level, he realized, “I’m not even married…”

Hahahahahahaha…

10 cakes + dead body

Aik mathemetics ka teacher apne student ko math sikhany ki koshish krta hai

Teacher (Narmi se): Beta farz kro tumhary pass 10 cakes hain or koi tum se 2 cake mang leta hai… batao k tumhary pass ab kitny cakes hain 

Student : 10 cakes

Teacher :Acha ab farz kro tumhary pass 10 cakes hain 0r 2 cakes koi tum se cheen leta hai… btao ab tumhary pass kitny cakes hain ?

Student : 10 cakes or 1 dead body

 

 

Air Force ka Larrka

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho