A guy phones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my
lawyer.” The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The
receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his
lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and
replies, “I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week.
Why do you keep calling?” The guy responds, “Because I just love