A man was standing on the roof of a building when one of the employees shouted, “Hey, Akhtar!” “Your son just jumped off the roof!”
So this guy jumped off too.
When he reached the first level he thought, “Hey, my name isn’t Akhtar….”
At the second level he remembered, “I’m don’t have a son…”
And at the final level, he realized, “I’m not even married…”