Successful Doc.

Two patients in a room.

One was sleeping. The other taken for operation.

When the first woke up, he asked the Doc.

Where’s my pal?

Doc: Operation was successful…but he died…and remember..ur next..

The patient died as soon as these words were uttered.



Aqalmund Pathan

Dr. Pathan
tumhara sar kaise phuta?

Pathan. hum se keel
sahi thuuk nahi raha thaa

kisi ne kaha khan sahab
khooprri istimal karo 😆


Not in but out

What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked. 
“Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not till nine A.M.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.